Meanwhile, Steve visits a German Mad Scientist to help him be taller. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger buy a boat at auction. Originally aired February 1, Penguin hypnotizes Hayley into acting like a six-year-old, which sits well with Stan and Francine who loved Hayley back when she was a happy child , but not Jeff who doesn't like sleeping with a childish woman and Klaus who was once traumatized by "Happy Hayley".
Meanwhile, Steve buys a slow cooker from a shady, trenchcoated man so he can enjoy a tender pulled pork. Meanwhile, Hayley gives up being a vegetarian and eats meat for a day. Originally aired February 15, Originally aired February 22, Meanwhile, Steve and Roger go to Vegas after Roger confesses that he has a state senator persona who was supposed to help the people of Nevada get clean drinking water. Originally aired February 29, Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discovery card and must fake his own death to get out of paying the bill.
Originally aired March 7, Meanwhile, Stan stays at a retirement home and gets drugged into dementia. Originally aired March 14, Meanwhile, Hayley, Steve, and Roger play an old board game and Roger becomes hung up on a cute boy pictured in the game. Originally aired March 21, Can Stan find his family and stop The Two Hundred's rampage? Originally aired March 28, Meanwhile, Roger gets revenge on the waitress who didn't compliment his order.
Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into basement wrestling, and Hayley deals with a DirectTV operator. Originally aired May 2, Stan has a crisis of faith when Steve points out all the logical errors in Stan's favorite Bible stories, and after living a hedonistic lifestyle and nearly drowning himself in the backyard pool, Steve shows him a Korean ship that's said to be similar to Noah's Ark and Stan drags his family there when a flood hits Langley Falls.
After the Korean ship the Smiths are on explodes, Stan and Francine wash up on a deserted island and with no memory of who they are begin to bond as the new Adam and Eve. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve get stuck in a lifeboat, with Roger making life-threatening decisions, Hayley and Jeff get rescued by a Naval aircraft carrier, and Klaus flies home.
Meanwhile, in a parody of R. Kelly's musical soap opera Trapped in the Closet , Steve discovers that Snot is friends with Mertz the school bully and Principal Lewis is dating Snot's mom.
Originally aired May 23, Originally aired May 30, Meanwhile, Steve becomes a reporter for the school paper, and his sexual innuendo-laden news stories become a hit at Pearl Bailey High.
Originally aired June 6, Meanwhile, Steve buys a handkerchief once belonging to a 17th-century ladies' man, which makes him a hit with girls who want to use him as a cover to make their parents think they're dating an upstanding boy rather than sleazy men.
Originally aired June 13, Meanwhile, Klaus challenges Hayley and Roger to an endurance match to see which of them have the longest attention span. Originally aired June 20, Meanwhile, Jeff sets out to create a musical instrument that he played when he was high. Originally aired June 27, Meanwhile, the saga of the Golden Turd continues when a Senator running for President the same one from the FOX finale "Blagsnarst: A Love Story" kills his running mate, and a cleaning lady takes the cursed treasure to Pope Francis and his council of religious leaders.
Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley go after a man who may have stolen Klaus' Ed Hardy shoes and Hayley's Garfield welcome mat they ordered online but never received. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve learn how to make sushi. Meanwhile, Steve loses his sex drive after imagining the painting of Francine's genitals, and decides to dedicate his time to helping Klaus clean his fishbowl.
Meanwhile, Steve and Klaus join a Jamaican drug gang, and Roger attempts to live as a lifeguard after getting interested in Baywatch. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones from The Epic of Gilgamesh that he needs to perform an ancient ritual. Originally aired December 19, Things get worse when Francine thinks Stan is cheating on her with a younger woman.
Meanwhile, Roger becomes a stewardess who performs stand-up comedy, but he ends up getting upstaged by a prettier, funnier flight attendant. Originally aired April 24, Originally aired May 29, Originally aired July 24, Originally aired July 31, Originally aired August 7, Originally aired August 14, Originally aired August 21, Originally aired August 28, Dingleberry": Roger becomes a ventriloquist dummy and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show; Stan, Hayley, and Klaus start their own local honey business.
Originally aired September 4, Originally aired December 25, Meanwhile, Snot and his mom move in with her new boyfriend. Steve, Snot and Toshi get jealous of Klaus' attention to Barry. Originally aired March 5, Originally aired March 12, TV": Stan begins to experience crippling separation anxiety, which affects his performance at work; Klaus builds a website and forces the rest of the family to participate.
Originally aired March 19, Originally aired March 26, Originally aired April 9, Originally aired April 16, Jeff panics when he loses his hat. Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation. Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to do whatever it takes to win. Originally aired February 25, The family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop. Stan's annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve's place at home. Steve tries on Hayley's laidback approach to school work.
Originally aired April 8, Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled. Originally aired April 15, Stan and Steve swap eyebrows. Originally aired April 22, Roger goes blind. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved. Hayley's friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.
Originally aired May 27, Originally aired June 3, Originally aired June 10, Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions. Originally aired June 17, Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen. Originally aired June 24, Originally aired July 1, Klaus, Stan, Roger, and Jeff become mall fashion show models.
Originally aired July 8, Meanwhile, Francine decides to scare Greg. Originally aired July 15, Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive. Originally aired July 22, Originally aired July 29, Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus come up with a new brand of hot sauce. Originally aired August 5, Originally aired August 12, Stan gets a nail in his head and becomes a mute piano virtuoso.
Originally aired August 19, Originally aired August 26, Stan, Francine, and Roger mistakenly go downtown to rescue them — and get distracted over how the once-scummy downtown has been turned into a gentrified haven for white, millennial hipsters. Originally aired April 20, Meanwhile, Klaus moves into Steve's room. Originally aired April Meanwhile, Roger becomes a documentary filmmaker and manipulates Stan into lengthening his neck, Klaus becomes a security guard for the house, and Jeff gets a face transplant from a chimpanzee.
Meanwhile, the rest of the family get their heads stuck in the banister. Meanwhile, Roger prepares for an upcoming cold even though the season one episode "Threat Levels" reveals that he's from an alien species that's immune to any and all human ailments, except for cold sores and hemorrhoids. Meanwhile, Stan, Francine, Jeff, and Steve go to a farmer's market and buy a coconut that won't break.
Originally aired June 8, Originally aired June 15, Meanwhile, Roger adopts geese so he can make his own foie gras since foie gras is so expensive and most places won't sell it because of the animal abuse that goes with producing it , but ends up stuffing himself on the feed and growing a fatty liver. Originally aired June 22, Meanwhile, Stan is depressed over the CIA's janitor dying and uses the deceased janitor's leaf-blower to communicate. Originally aired June 29, Originally aired July 6, Simpson's white Bronco and got shot by the police.
Meanwhile, a simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship. Originally aired July 13, Meanwhile, a male stripper and his son refuse to leave the Smith house.
Originally aired July 20, Meanwhile, Klaus becomes a Scientologist. Originally aired July 27, Originally aired August 3, Some services briefly released it the next day. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley go undercover to find bad workers at Sub Hub franchises around America. Originally aired August 10, Originally aired August 17, Meanwhile, Steve gets a rebar pole stuck in his head and mistakes his secret admirer letter to a girl for one a girl left him.
Originally aired August 24, Rather than admit that he's not good at it as she is, Stan dams the river and makes living the lake life as a new couple's activity. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley solve the mystery of who Omar is when they find his height marks on the basement door. Originally aired August 31, Meanwhile, Hayley and Roger follow a strange passenger.
Originally aired September 7, Repeat" is held back until Christmas , The Smiths kick Roger out of the house for ruining their chance to be on Family Feud , and the Golden Turd saga comes to its anticipated and long-awaited conclusion.
A depressed Stan soon discovers that he can get his perfect Christmas back thanks to a magic fortune cookie, but ends up stuck in a time loop when his attempts to save his family from the accident lead to worse accidents. Originally aired December 21, Meanwhile, Roger and Steve hunt for snakes so that they can sell their venom. Meanwhile, Klaus does taxes for Roger's personas and a serial killer is going after the members of Steve's former boy band, Boyz Adventure": When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.
Roger struggles to get into the adult film industry. Originally aired May 24, Originally aired May 31, Originally aired June 7, Originally aired June 14, Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
Originally aired June 21, Originally aired June 28, Meanwhile, Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck. Originally aired July 5, Originally aired July 12, Originally aired July 19, Originally aired July 26, Originally aired August 2, Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe. Originally aired August 9, Originally aired August 16, Roger becomes a flower. Originally aired August 23, Originally aired August 30, Originally aired September 6, Originally aired October 25, Matt McKenna.
Kevin Michael Richardson. Storyline Edit. Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart. Add content advisory. Did you know Edit. Goofs When Haley spits out the food she was choking on, Stan eats it and claims to dislike turkey sausage.
However, Haley was clearly eating cereal before she started choking. Quotes Commercial voice-over : Do you sometimes feel irritable? Connections References One Froggy Evening User reviews 1 Review. Top review. Officer figpucker. This episode makes solid social and political statements while still being hysterical. The crack commercial alone is comedic gold. Social programs are important and everyone does need help from time to time no one makes a plan to be addicted to things like crack.
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