I am forbidden to tell you the secrets of the afterlife; otherwise I would tell you a story, the tiniest bit of which would freeze your young blood, make your eyes pop out of their sockets like stars out of their orbits, and cause your stylish hair to stand straight up like the quills on a porcupine.
But the living are not allowed to hear a description of the afterlife. Listen to me! If you ever loved your dear father You would have to be as stupid as the bloated weeds that grow on the banks of the river of oblivion if my story did not stir you to act.
Now listen, Hamlet. The public version of the story is that I was bit by a snake while I was taking a nap in my orchard. All of Denmark has been lied to and taken advantage of, by this false account of my death. Yes, that monster committed incest and adultery, using the magic of his evil wit and traitorous charm he has such wicked skills in seducing women.
Oh, Hamlet, what a terrible decline for Gertrude. So Lust, even though it has a heavenly lover, will satisfy itself in that divine bed and then move on to sleep with trash. I think I sense the morning coming. While I was sleeping in my orchard as I always do in the afternoon , your uncle sneaked up and poured into my ears an evil potion made from the hebona plant. This poison is so lethal that it instantly rushes into every part of the body and makes the blood thicken and curdle like milk to which vinegar has been added.
Instantly, scabs like the bark of a tree or like the disgusting skin of someone with leprosy appeared all over my smooth body. I died without having performed any religious sacraments to absolve myself of my sins. Instead, I was sent to my judgement with my earthly sins still weighing against me.
So horrible! Oh, horrible! Most horrible! Don't let Denmark's royal bed be a place of corruption and incest. Leave her to be judged by God, and to suffer the stings of her own conscience. Goodbye, I must go! The fireflies show that morning is coming soon; their lights are growing pale. Remember me. Oh, spirits of heaven. Oh, spirits of earth. Should I add hell? Stay strong, my heart. Remember you? Your command alone will be engraved in my mind, uncluttered with unimportant matters.
Oh, you evil woman! Oh, Claudius, you villain, damned smiling villain! So, uncle, there you are. Now to keep my word. I swear I will. Everyone has matters to attend to, right? But you have to restrain your desire to know what transpired between us. As you are my friends, fellow students, and soldiers of Denmark, grant me one small request.
Yes, you have sworn it; but now swear on my sword [because the handle resembles the cross of Christ]. Are you there, old pal?
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